The Naughty Natal Report
Interpretations of the humorous kind for:

Ayrton Senna
March 21, 1960
3:35 AM
Sao Paulo, Brazil

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                 This astrological analysis is based
                 on the following astrological data:

                 Sun      0 Ari 39
                 Moon    13 Cap 48
                 Mercury 12 Pis 34
                 Venus    6 Pis 24
                 Mars    20 Aqu 46

                 Standard time observed
                 GMT: 06:35:00   Time Zone: 3 hours West
 

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Sun in Aries:

Aries: Key words: The Egomaniac.  EGO: for the hell of it.

   The word Spirituality and Aries are never used together in the same sentence, at least not on purpose. A Spiritual moment for the typical Aries native is closing another business deal, or just looking marvelous. Promising more than they can ever hope to deliver is a bad habit to get into for the Aries native, but all of us fall into that trap once in awhile, and Aries most of the time however, it's just that they are more prone to it, and really enjoy it. They have the reputation of being real mavericks or madmen (or madwomen), sometimes both at the same time, letting their fists do the talking for them. Remember though Aries people, he who lives by the sword . . . can also get cut by it.

   While talking to an Aries male or female, pay careful attention to their eyes, and you can get a good idea who they would rather be having a conversation with, as their eyes wander around the room looking for someone more interesting, most likely someone who can further their career or do something for them. Aries people are self absorbed, and what "they" are doing in life is more important than what other people are doing, unless doing something for someone else will make the Aries look good, then that is a much different story. After all, appearances are most important to the Aries person.

   Aries are often accused of having foul mouths, but only in private situations or in moments of frustration which can occur moment by moment. Aries people may work themselves to death to forget they are going to die, even though people are telling them to lighten up. It takes a real crisis for an Aries to pay attention to his/her health, and even then Aries will push it aside, considering it a fluke knowing it couldn't happen to them again, and go on with life as if nothing had happened.

   Impatience with small details winds up costing them in the long run as Aries people are lousy at details. In this example Aries people should simply give the project to someone who is a stickler at details like a Virgo, and let them run with it. In this way the typical Ariens new and original thinking can be moving on to the next project.

   The unevolved versions of the sign Aries can be very immature, and there will be a great hunger for admiration, even if they are making total butt heads of themselves.

   The Impossible Mission for Aries: To grow up. Key Phrase: " I want it, but I have no idea exactly what it is that I want, or what to do with it when I get it." On the other hand if anything is acquired too easily, and the challenge is gone, so is this Aries interest!

   In the area of making love, Aries natives can get so excited, that they are actually finished with the whole process before their partner gets started (real or otherwise). Aries people use their love making prowess like radar to hone in on their targets and objects of desire, only to find that the excitement of bumping into something, or the mere thought and fantasy of love making is more gratifying than the actual act. Aries people see these brief contacts as a false reading on their inner "radar" screen, and go on searching for other blips. If one is considering dating this person, the fire may ignite for the Aries and go out way before the smoking lamp is lit, or it will probably light up in someone else's back yard before, during or after you had time to figure out what was going on, or when. No one is implying that Aries people fool around, but there are those that won't say they don't. "Let your conscience be your guide Aries", is the theme for this sign, then as usual, they must do what they want to anyway, regardless of the consequences.

Moon in Capricorn:

The Emotions - This is what I really need to be complete.

   Moon in Capricorn natives are not happy campers in general as there is too much of a Hitler complex that needs controlling. Moon in Capricorn people need to add lots of fiber to their diet to avoid constipated feelings, constipated body, and constipated mind. Moon in Capricorn natives often suffer from arthritis or aches and pains in bodily joints or in the structural bones or back as a result of stress.

   The Moon in Capricorn person has all of the spiritual awareness of a stone and I'm not talking about crystals or Stonehenge either. To be fair, in the more evolved Capricorn, we find great teachers and Masters, but the standard everyday variety has their own needs in mind, and they can be extremely selfish, worrying about their own desires, and pretty soon their own needs become their master and their teacher. The Moon in Capricorns radar is always on for the two most important things in their lives, which is power and money and their acquisition makes them happy and secure.

   Moon in Capricorn natives truly believe that all relationships that start out in their teens as difficult, will continue for life much the same way as though they deserve nothing better for themselves. This is their way of convincing themselves they are right when things that inevitably go wrong, go wrong. Last but not least, when you allow a negative thought pattern embedded in your emotions, it will take a very big and brawny man or woman to change your mind.

   Capricorns are loyal beyond the call of duty in relationships, and will stay there even when the last act is over, the fat lady has sung her merry tune, and everyone has long since forgotten the whole incident. They hang on to people, places and things, especially children until they get a cosmic slap in the face to let go, and live their own life.

   These days, dear Capricorn native, the only safe lover is one that sleeps all the time. That's one way to keep them loyal now isn't it Moon in Capricorn?

   The Moon in Capricorn natives need a lover who will gently beat them beside the head with any object that is handy to get them to be noticed. Once they find this person, Moon in Capricorn natives know they are somewhat sincere. Group love making for these natives is standing in the corner contemplating their navel. Moon in Capricorn people are the types that feel a gift is just as good as making love. " Here is a dollar for your troubles my dear, or how about something practical like a toaster oven.", says the person with Moon in Capricorn.

Mercury in Pisces:

  Mercury represents the thought process and what the mind sends to the body. Mercury rules how we communicate, what we talk about, and what we think about. Bearing that in mind, here is what they are apt to think and talk about.

   These people are highly poetic and psychic and music will have a strong effect on them. Be careful of the ever popular "Moody syndrome" and making left turns into negativity.

   Some other goodies located in this sign is being a wee bit too over sensitive and easily hurt. Try to avoid resentment if possible, if not, avoid it anyway.

   Here is the last person on earth that would rather talk about lovemaking than do it. They are not intimate if they don't feel like it, there ain't no two doubts about it. Lovemaking can be a burden for them if done too much, so they must try to do it in moderation and use the rest of the time to slaughter cattle, rebuild engines or work on aircraft.

   They don't need to be "in" a relationship all the time, but should they turn over in bed and there is someone there, what the heck.

Venus in Pisces:

  Venus defined is: Romance, the action that brings satisfaction. Food, flowers, little chubby people shooting arrows, fertility, and lots of groveling. Here is how the art of love is interpreted by this placement of Venus:

   This person is willing to tie themselves to a roulette wheel while you are throwing knives at it to feel wanted and appreciated. At the same time they are holding a sign that says "Anything for love". An added touch to get the attention of these wonderful people would be to compose a song while the wheel is turning and knives are flying through the air, or writing a very special poem just for them, to show the heights and depths of love.

   They are extremely sensitive and romantic and you may find them hiding in deep dark corners of the house when upset, such as basements or in the attic.

   Compassion, deep love and sympathy on the very verge of being spiritual defines Venus in Pisces. This is a very nice quality in the times that we live in. They also have a wonderful rapport with all of natures beautiful and ugly creatures.

   Always remember, when romancing this sign, to show clear demonstration of love and affection. Otherwise the loneliness and disappointment that results would float a boat in the midst of the ocean.

   Be careful how far you go with this native as you may wake up one morning with them singing original love songs, reciting original poetry by the ton, or being captured El Buffo on canvas.

   You have to pry love out of this Venus in Pisces, as they are so afraid of rejection they are as cautious as a new chastity belt, and as hard to get open.

Mars in Aquarius:

  Mars defined: "Its get down and dirty time". Raw passions unleashed upon suspecting and non suspecting persons. Actions desiring prompt and equal reactions of any kind. To get very specific, this is how this great bundle of energy is used in the personal natal chart. This is how that energy interacts with their surroundings.

   With Mars in Aquarius there are many sides to love making. Foreplay for these people would be going out to the ball field, bringing everyone home and have sex with them and making them leave.

   Mars in Aquarius people make love in the cerebral arena. They have the ability to make OOH and AHH sounds during sex without anyone actually having to be there. You can usually find this placement working in a lab or working on a new way to experiment with, but not actually using the actual sexual act. Expect to find all kinds of toys in bed with them when making love. "Please leave the bed as you found it, I have another group coming in an hour.", is the battle cry of Mars in Aquarius.

   Here is the independent and unorthodox sex nature, for anything and everything goes, and usually does with this position of Mars. They take teamwork to an all time high, and the whole team may be in there working and breathing heavily together. Let Mars in Aquarius take the lead as they do not respond well to direction or authority. Cue cards are optional so that the appropriate reactions can be interjected at just the right moment for optimum excitement.

   Should you give sexual advice to an Aquarian, expect them to ignore it and continue in any area that suits them. Why? They have to learn by their own mistakes, but then again, they don't make mistakes, do they?